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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM
    
 
   
  Male HUMAN Ambassador  

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  Real Name: Richard Paul Ness, U.S. Ambassador to India  
  Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Male British-American Caucasian, 51 years of age, 6'1" high, 180 lbs. (475 in mask), fair haired, blue eyes, never seen outside of enormous stone mask  
  Crimes: Murder, suspicion of Thuggee conspiracy, accessory to outlawed occult practices  
  Weapons: Enchanted stone mask able to animate upon mental command  
  Known Accomplices: None  
  Known Enemies: None  
 
 
  Despite his previous position as a promotional manager in a pet store- and his vehement opposition to United Nations procedure- Richard Ness was appointed United States Ambassador to Africa by his powerful friends in the White House Cabinet. When a resurgence in the once-vanquished Thuggee cult occured, Ness leapt at the chance to prove his credentials and speak with its nefarious leaders. He disappeared not one hour after arriving in India, but was found months later as the recipient of a long-abolished Hindu punishment: locked in a huge, heavy fright mask carved from stone- this one in particular weighing nearly 300 pounds. When asked by U.S. soldiers to identify himself, the deep resonance within the mask caused “Ambassador Richard Ness” to sound like “A Bastion Of Wretchedness.” Wretchedness now fights in the AMPUTHEATRE after killing numerous army personnel during their efforts to remove the mask. For a Hindu creation, the mask oddly sports Western European influence in its design, and the Thuggee do not normally practice magic...
     
 
EVIL DEEDS
Wretchedness has the best stamina in all of AMPUTHEATRE- he doesn't get Wounded until he's below 20 Pints of Health. He also has a crazy Resist-targeting Throw with impressive reach, and -so long as he has both arms to carry the Mask- can Move slightly faster than his Bloodcount specifies. Always use The Face Of Fear when Reversing a Charge.
 

MASK OF SHAME - Wretchedness' heavy mask grants protection from Blinds, Stuns, and Throws.
ROCK CRUSHER - As a Reversal, Wretchedness' mask can crush Weapons in its granite jaws.
BLOOD WISDOM - Wretchedness can opt to gain Spells from Blood Pools instead of health.
THE FACE OF FEAR - The terror of Wretchedness' mask disables an opponent's Evil Deeds.
GOSSIP KEEPER - The small gargoyle atop Wrecthedness' mask leaps at a Slasher.
BLOOD FROM A STONE - Wretchedness catches a Slasher's head in his mask's mouth and chews.

     
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