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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM
    
 
   
  Female HUMAN Supermodel  

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  Real Name: Henrietta Ann Parkstoeffer  
  Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Female Caucasian, 25 years of age, 5'5" high, 65 lbs., blonde hair, silver eyes, chronically malnourished, unable to walk without crutches  
  Crimes: None  
  Weapons: Carnivorous intestinal parasites, steel crutches  
  Known Accomplices: None  
  Known Enemies: None  
 
 
  Obese at such a young age, Henrietta Parkstoeffer’s failed attempts at weight loss drove her deep into depression. But the relentless abuse and heartless cries of “pork-stuffer” in the halls of Crowley Senior High School ended forever once she lost an amazing 185 pounds. Never revealing her secret, the newly popular Parkstoeffer entered modelling school after her graduation. Known professionally for years as “Taenia”, her career on the catwalk ended when she collapsed at a major fashion show. Doctors realized that Taenia lost her weight through the willful ingestion of an as-of-yet-unclassified species of intestinal parasitic worm when she was a teenager. Upon returning to her hospital room for further analysis, the doctors discovered Taenia had escaped. AMPUTHEATRE audiences were shocked to see the 70 lb. supermodel- with no criminal convictions- stagger on crutches and leg braces into the arena. Experts surmise that the giant parasite is psychically manipulating her to seek out Slashers- in order to discard Taenia for a more powerful host...
     
 
EVIL DEEDS
With her enormous parasite viewing all Slashers as potential real estate, Taenia is a terrifying Slasher who begs for others to beat her up. The worm's destructive poisonous bite lets Taenia reign in the damage dealt to her, while her multiple and accurate Stun attacks set up the Conqueror Worm nicely. Play her when you're feeling exceptionally evil.
 

KNUCKLE RAP - Taenia shatters a Slasher's knuckles with a rap from her crutch, standing to Stun them.
LARVA SPIT - Taenia regurgitates a constricting worm at a Slasher from a healthy distance.
BRACE YOURSELF - Taenia's enormous worm sucks a Slasher's heart out of their chest.
DEFENSE THEFT - Taenia's parasite absorbs an opponent's Defensive Evil Deeds into her own body.
CONQUEROR WORM - The huge tapeworm abandons Taenia's corpse and infects another Slasher!
     
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