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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM |
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| Male MONSTROUS Gorilla | POWER: |
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| Real Name: Bosco (as named by the Glasgow Zoo) | |||||||||
| Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Mountain gorilla, 30 years of age, 7'5" high, 500 lbs., brown fur, sporting black trenchcoat and matching, wide-brimmed hat | |||||||||
| Crimes: Not applicable | |||||||||
| Weapons: Tooth and nail, feces | |||||||||
| Known Accomplices: The Humans for Animal Rights Movement | |||||||||
| Known Enemies: None | |||||||||
| The Evil Wardens of Madman Square Garden found themselves in serious hot water with the Humans for Animal Rights Movement and numerous other environmentally-conscious political factions upon the introduction of the murderous gorilla known now as Kongor. These factions hope to forever dismantle the AMPUTHEATRE project on the grounds of animal cruelty. The Wardens’ argument is this: Kongor was identified as Scotland’s mysterious Hospital Strangler. Interpol and Scotland Yard were perplexed with a killer that ripped doors open and sundered people bare-handed, with fingerprints unlike any ever seen. Eventually the large gorilla was captured, and its evil master apprehended. The Wardens also contend that Kongor would merely be destroyed by the British authorities; at least in the AMPUTHEATRE games, it has a chance for survival. An excellent chance at that, for Kongor is an intelligent and cunning ape as well as a vicious one. Then again, this monster may be far too bloodthirsty to even interpret the concept of freedom… | |||||||||
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A fan favorite who proves Irresistible to play, Kongor combines scat humor and brute force into a whirlwind of death that will destroy any and all near him. His Holds and Throws are overwhelming enough as it is- now combine those with either his Stunning Charge attack or his Beat Chest power. The damage is astonishing. |
PRIMAL STRENGTH - Kongor can wield a normally two-handed weapon with but a single arm. |
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| All characters, images, and text are Copyright 2005-2009 Gil Merritt. All rights reserved. | |||||||||
