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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM |
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| Male UNHOLY Goblin Cat | POWER: |
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| Real Name: Lucky Akiyama | |||||||||
| Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Giant feline demon of undetermined age, 5' high at shoulder, 11' long, 240 lbs., black and white fur, three faces and candles on single head, two tails | |||||||||
| Crimes: Conspiracy towards vast economic upheaval through crooked gambling, accountable towards multiple financier suicides | |||||||||
| Weapons: Long steel claws, sorcery capable of manipulating quantum factors in probability ("bad luck magic") | |||||||||
| Known Accomplices: None | |||||||||
| Known Enemies: None | |||||||||
| Most prominent of the Las Vegas casinos was the Galactic Stockings Palace, owned by the charismatic Ryo Akiyama. The Japanese-born entrepreneur often told the press that he owed all his success to the good fortune of “Lucky,” his orange tabby cat with the bizarre trait of two tails. But Akiyama’s refusal to sell out to the crime bosses of Los Diablos would lead to his downfall. One midnight, a shootout occurred at the Galactic Stockings, and a stray bullet hit Lucky. The angered cat took its true form- a three-faced evil spirit that tore both the mobsters and the stunned Akiyama to ribbons with its stainless steel claws. On the news, Akiyama’s sobbing mother surmised that Lucky was actually a bakemono (“goblin cat”) which must have mentally manipulated her son from the first day of its adoption, and sought to use the casino as a means to plunge the country into mass economic upheaval- and the rest of the world into chaos. His guise of Lucky uncovered, he fights in the AMPUTHEATRE as King Bakemono (named for the crown of ever-lit candles atop its head). | |||||||||
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Running neck-and-neck with Mr. Eyeball Plucker for cheapness, King Bakemono's long-reaching Bleeds, Steals and Sunders cry out to be abused. Keep Yin and Yang Magic up whenever you can, and learn when and when NOT to adopt Cat Form- it's only the rookie who thinks it's cute to play a kitten in AMPUTHEATRE. |
YIN MAGIC - King Bakemono's sorcery improves his fighting prowess in the arena. |
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| All characters, images, and text are Copyright 2005-2009 Gil Merritt. All rights reserved. | |||||||||
