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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM |
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| Male HUMAN Sociopath | POWER: |
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| Real Name: David Lee Ray | |||||||||
| Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Male Caucasian, 29 years of age, 5'10", 170 lbs., blue eyes, red hair, almost always seen in modified "Jinglebunny" mask and costume | |||||||||
| Crimes: 169 separate counts of spree murder, 45 serial killings, 272 recorded assaults; copyright infringement | |||||||||
| Weapons: "Ducksaw" toy, bubble wand with riot control agent | |||||||||
| Known Accomplices: None | |||||||||
| Known Enemies: Gutwrench, Ixnay | |||||||||
| “Jinglebunny” is the world’s most beloved cartoon character; first appearing in a few cheap 1930’s black-and-white cartoons (by an unscrupulous mogul known as Paul Sidney) and eventually spawning both multi-million dollar theme parks and the most powerful family entertainment conglomerate in the world. But when Sidney Inc. cancelled Jinglebunny’s cartoon show in 1983, abused child and fan David Lee Ray was instantly bereft of the only person he turned to for joy. Feeling betrayed by the rabbit himself, Ray donned a costume of his former TV friend to show the world- through hundreds of axe murders- what a heartless monster the bunny really was. Finally captured over twenty years later, “Jinglebunny” violently refuses to take off his costume- and the Evil Wardens claim no responsibility for the attire of their fighters. As their formerly beloved corporate icon beheads people every week live on television, the furious executives of Sidney Inc. promised vengeance- whether through the judicial system or other, more nefarious means... | |||||||||
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Jinglebunny is a well-rounded and popular Slasher with noteworthy grapples and a hearty stamina that contradicts his goofy appearance. He has to put some effort into winning an AMPUTHEATRE match, but effective Evil Deeds like his Bump N' Go Ducksaw, Theme Song and Bubble Blast make this memorable. |
BUBBLE BLAST - Jinglebunny blows a wand full of bubbles, standing to Blind a whole crowd of Slashers. |
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| All characters, images, and text are Copyright 2005-2009 Gil Merritt. All rights reserved. | |||||||||
